Opinion
Whatever Way You Slice It, It's Glorious!
Referencing what, you say.
The Thinking Cap
Generally, I go ‘round without a hat. A hat squeezes the head, itches the scalp.
Leaving a legacy of practical jokes
I saw the rib cage first.
Give Turtles a Break
As we are nearing the end of June, I am noticing a lot of turtles on the road. Typically, we see this behavior throughout May and June.
A New Nominee for The Auction Hall of Fame
As soon as I saw it, I knew it had to be mine.
The T-Shirt Gun
The energy in the auditorium was already electric. Every single act in the middle school variety show received thunderous applause, a standing ovation.
The Good and Bad
Who wouldn't want only good fortune in their lives? A life devoid of problems is the foundation of many dreams. However desirable, an adversity free existence is not possible. Everyone encounters both the good and the bad.
These legs were made for walking…. minus the boots
This week, I thought it would be creepy fun to feature a large centipede....one perhaps you did not realize even lived in Missouri. For many, you will breathe a sigh of relief when I tell you "You won't find them in our area." The Red-headed centipedes are only found in a few scant counties in Southern and Southwestern Missouri, particularly near the Arkansas state line.
A Man in Demand
I don’t mean to brag or anything. I mean, really, I’m just a guy. I put my pants on one leg at a time. In many ways, I’m human—just like you.